Today I was asking Classic Court how she was decorating this year for the holidays and she told me she was not going to do a whole lot. She found a half tree at the end of the holiday season last year and would just put that up. Well I had not even, EVER dreamed of a half christmas tree! The nerve! It is an abomination! A half tree!
I asked her what she meant. She said a half tree! I asked her again o the nail what that was. She said a half a tree..like a whole tree cut in half. She said that she has a nail on the wall in her living room. It is decorated and all she has to do is hang it up. Instant christmas at her house!
That is wrong...just wrong! My feelings are if you have a half tree there is something very wrong with you. May be it is an English thing? Does the Queen of England have a half tree? I will have to ask Classic Court that when I get back to the office on Monday.
In addition she said she puts her paper machete sleeping dog under the tree! During the summer2 years ago, she ordered on line, a large paper machete sleeping dog for her front porch--as deocration. She says she puts it under the christmas tree and this year it will be under her half tree! What is wrong with that picture!?!?
And you can't say much to Classic Court before she gets upset. She will start speaking the queens english is a millisecond and you will have no idea what sort of english curses she is hurling at you. You cannot understand a thing she says when she starts that.
I asked her what she meant. She said a half tree! I asked her again o the nail what that was. She said a half a tree..like a whole tree cut in half. She said that she has a nail on the wall in her living room. It is decorated and all she has to do is hang it up. Instant christmas at her house!
That is wrong...just wrong! My feelings are if you have a half tree there is something very wrong with you. May be it is an English thing? Does the Queen of England have a half tree? I will have to ask Classic Court that when I get back to the office on Monday.
In addition she said she puts her paper machete sleeping dog under the tree! During the summer2 years ago, she ordered on line, a large paper machete sleeping dog for her front porch--as deocration. She says she puts it under the christmas tree and this year it will be under her half tree! What is wrong with that picture!?!?
And you can't say much to Classic Court before she gets upset. She will start speaking the queens english is a millisecond and you will have no idea what sort of english curses she is hurling at you. You cannot understand a thing she says when she starts that.
What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!
~~Aileen Mehle~~