Ahem.  Let me start out by saying the only reason I didn't post about these bad boys yesterday is because I didn't know of their existence until today.  But thanks to my cyber friend(I hope I'm not being too presumptuous.) 
Diabolina and the fact that I'm addicted to 
her blog I was introduced to them.  Yeah so um thanks. Thanks for getting me to lust after yet ah-noth-er pair of shoes.  And somehow I knew... I just knew I would find them on net-a-porter.  Man, I'm such a slave to fashion.
Marni Suede Platform SlingbackUghs.  BA-NA-NAS!  These are absolutely stunning.  The combo of black and purple suede (Although from the picture the suede looks gray to me, maybe it's my 30 something eyes.) is so delicious.  I love the cone shaped wooden heel and the shape.  This is certainly not a shoe for the feint of heart.  It's bold.  It's hot.  It's sexy.  Anyone wanna buy me a pair? I can be bold.  I can be hot.  I can be sexy.