At any rate, I have a few more wedding dress trial pictures that didn't make the cut and because I am a) avoiding banging my head against an old, tainted, hot sharp piece of glass because I have to go back to work tomorrow and b) trying not to swallow a sharp object...here are a few for your viewing or comedic pleasure.
( I know, I know. God loves me and provides for me. I know...I just wanted to sulk for about half a second...by tomorrow I will be back in action. Hey I'm human:)
The first one was a ball gown... I went in with the mindset to be open to all possibilities. It was actually cute in person but it does sort of have a moo-moo effect going on. And my ummm...shall we say...oh forget it...BOOBS... look a little larger than normal...that's never good. But maybe you were out there and you have big hair and a body shape like me...I just saved you the trouble! Oh, and it was around $1200 which meant that it NEVER EVER EVER had a chance of being purchased or even considered by me! These people are crazy with these prices!
The second was pretty, just not as pretty as the one I chose:) So I was willing to torture myself and try on the dresses, I figured somebody should see them. The lucky person is you!
Again, YOU HAVE NOT SEEN the actual dres or even close to it...so I'm not spoiling anything for those superstitious bees!
**Please DO NOTcopy or reproduce my pictures, I am torturing myself enough by exposing these on the wonderful wide web***
**Per usual, I didn't wear any makeup or wear jazzy earrings or even bring the correct undergarments so ease up on the critcism...I am looking to hire a permanent photoshopper to follow me around...so until then...be nice..But I must say that this second dress below does compliment my jelly quite well...double snaps!)
Notice how the cut of a dress makes a tremoundous difference. Thick women (that's what I call myself), must find the most slimming silhouettes to look their best! I'm just saying...and doesn't it look like atleast 2 "little people" are hiding under that first gown...(using the word midget is totally inappropriate... little people don't like it. I digress.)
