I Never, Ever Do This...

It's not my place to judge. Usually if someone is "missing the mark" fashion wise, I assume that they don't have the "means" or fashion is just not their thing...BUT...

WHY, MICHAEL JORDAN, ARE YOU WEARING Jeans from 1988? The buttoned up church shirt is killing me.(Is that a beeper on his hip? Just kidding)

(On the flip side...I have to make a decision between eating dinner or filling up my gas tank but my clothes are cute. Clearly, he should post a picture of me on his blog and laugh uncontrollably:)



In an attempt to get back some of my cool points in heaven, here is a pic of what a man should strive to look like...especially if he has a ba-jillion dollars in the bank. Although, I can pull this look off on any man with a Target card and a trip to Ross:)
Thank you Lebron James.
This is NOT what I intended my 100th post to be about but I couldn't help it. Forgive me.
(There is a photo of Aretha Franklin from last night's Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting Ceremony but I just can't do it. Here's a hint, a fur face wrap, fur coat and cleavage. Google it. I won't be able to sleep at night if I posted the picture. Michael Jordan's pants are already going to haunt me tonight.)


*photos courtesy of theybf.com from December 2009*
Just so you know...I feel guilty about this post...but I won't delete it! It can be a learning tool for some dear man roaming the internet right before he heads out to buy some similar pants. He will stumble upon this post and know to not purchase these monstrosities. Amen.