Holiday Wishlist...

Are we friends? 

Do you love me but hate buying me gifts 'cause I am so dang hard to buy for? Do you want to celebrate my diverse heritage by giving me both a Chritsmas and a Hanukkah  gift? Well, thank you. Let me help you out since I'm sitting here in China and have niente to do.

Ho Hum... this is what I am lusting after.

this bag

this face scrubby thing

this blythe doll or THIS one or THIS one (though if you must, go to ebay so you don't get ass raped by those prices)

this futuristic contraption

THEEEEESE shoes!! (8 1/2 please) **NEVERMIND. Pamela Anderson ruined this shoe for me.

Chanel skis? Sure, I'll take those.

YOU, following my blog. Awee.

And that is all for now. I don't want much I suppose. ;)

Also, please check out Chrismuhkkah.com cause it's great. I love the "Jewish" christmas songs. I really like "meshugga beach party". Oy!

***UPDATE***

ok, so I also found:

These adorable slippers (for indoor use only)

And my wacky hair post reminded me of THIS AWESOME STRAIGHTENER that I reeeeally want badly! 

K? K.

Sexy Python Peep Toes

No, I don't ONLY like Christian Louboutin... it's not my fault that he's so damn good at making sexy shoes. Example? These hot-like-fire super sexy python skin peep toes. You can't buy python in California, (it's illegal to sell any python products in CA) but you can buy them online at Brown's of London. 

Don't even ask 'cause NO... I won't be buying them. I'll stick them on my wish list to never be fulfilled. If I couldn't afford those cork babies, I surely can't afford these. At a whopping $1,300 I'll have to pass, but for some lucky ladies this shoe will be a great addition to their shoe closet. 

I love how there are hints of pink with the gold. Pink and gold are such a pretty and girly combination. I love the mix of girly and sexy. It's very Lolita, don't you think? They also seem kind of retro Hollywood chic. I could see these on a blonde starlet with fire engine red lips wearing a long cream dress and a pink mink stole on the red carpet. Yes, I am mental.

Anyway, these sweet little girls put a smile on my face so I figured I'd share. I'm sure they'll be dancing around in my dreams like sticky sweet sugarplums. *sigh*