The Evil of the Lagerfeld

Manolo says, one of the Manolo's many friends has sent the Manolo the following story from the Hello proving the evil of the Lagerfeld.

Karl Lagerfeld, whose first collaboration with H&M debuted this week, has declared he will never work with the Swedish retailer again after it produced his designs in larger sizes. The style guru, who underwent a dramatic transformation when he lost over six and a half stone two years ago, was apparently incensed at the idea of big-boned consumers wearing his clothes.



"What I designed was fashion for slender and slim people," he said. "That was the original idea."

Manolo says, the Manolo he does not care if the plump women they wear the Manolo's shoes, in fact, the Manolo he loves he plump womens, they too can be super fantastic!



Look! Here is the picture of the plumping-up Rachel Hunter.



Manolo says, is the Rachel not beautiful, even as she is gaining the weight her twin-sister, the Anna Nicole has lost?



The Lagerfeld, he must be stopped!

Lagerfeld on the eBay

Manolo says, these recent weeks have been difficult for the Manolo, as that pendejo Lagerfeld he is in the newspapers everyday. And now, this, the Lagerfeld's cheap clothing, it is making the big profits on the eBay!

Shoppers who missed H&M's Karl Lagerfeld collection as it sold out in stores here, across the U.S. and in Europe on its opening day have a chance to buy garments from the line at more than double the price on eBay's auction site.



Bids for a black sequin jacket created by the Chanel designer were at $300 yesterday, according to eBay. Shoppers who braved the crowds at H&M stores Friday paid $129.90 for the same item. A double-breasted men's wool coat that retailed at $149 now is for sale at $259.99 on the Web site.

Manolo says, if you want to waste your moneys, then fine, buy the Lagerfeld at the grotesquely inflated prices, but if you want to spend your moneys wisely on the eBay...

The Sort of Pucci for the Poor Girl

Manolo says, it is no secret that the Manolo, he loves the Pucci. Nor is it the secret that the Manolo, he has sometimes recommended the Steve Madden as a shoe suitable for the poor girl. So, here they are together, the (sort of) Pucci and the Steve Madden.



Manolo says, if you can wait, and save the moneys, you should buy the real Puccis. But, if you can't wait to touch the glory that is Pucci, perhaps the Steve Madden version, for under one hundred of the dollars, it might work for you.

The Sexy Ewok

Manolo says, the Manolo he is sorry but this look, it will never be in.

The Galoshes of Fortune!

Manolo says, it's raining...raining the Pucci!