Nordstrom is torturing me, slowly... seriously I'm dying over here!

I received an email from Nordstrom highlighting the latest selections from the Salon shoe department and I came across these,

Kate Spade Hudson Oxford

and these,

Nanette Lepore Corset Bootie

and these.

Stuart Weitzman Overview Pump

Now I know the first two are completely impractical, ugh but I want, I want, I want!!! Ha, ha so didn't mean to sound like a spoiled child. And the Mary Jane, well, my love affair with the elastic strap continues. Argh! What's a girl to do?