Why You Should Not Be a Slave to Fashion

I'm in a bit of a testy-over-tired-but-can't-sleep mood. So I got to surfing the web. And looking at some fashion sites. Trendy ones. And started thinking about trends, and why you should not be a slave to trends.

Why not?

Because if you're succeptible, some retailers would make you think you need to purchase some of the following stuff with your own hard-earned money - and then you might be coerced by some fashion pubs to put on the items and go out into public with it. And people will stare. Some will even point. Get the drift?

I have no words ... actually I have many words, but I'm trying to keep this is a PG-13 blog here.

Is it a sandal? A boot? A wedge? A turnicate?

Please don't bring back 1982 ...

The only French thing about this dress is the French toast you'll be serving while wearing it, with a side of grits and a hair net.

Anthropologie seems to like doing one over-priced really ugly hat a season.
Well, you've outdone yourself this time Anthro, my friend.

And the worst leggings ever award goes to ...

Oh, there looks like there may be a tie for the top spot!

I'd much rather wear a liger, which is pretty much my favorite animal and bred for their magic skills.
(Someone catch the quote please ...)

The best thing about this necklace is that J. Crew recommends layering it with other pieces.