I present to you God's Not So
Favorite Shoes!
Favorite Shoes!
I've been meaning to do this post for months now and just haven't gotten around to it. I pulled all of my "pretty" shoes that I love but somehow they don't have love for me! I am pretty sure I bought each one of these shoes with the impulse to wear them to death but they had other plans apparently. For some reason the aesthetics of these beautiful creatures don't mix with my feet chemistry!
These studded suede booties are fabulous. I remember when I saw them in the store. I literally gasped! But it took me years to learn that stilettos are not healthy for all of this jelly! I can NOT balance in them! I've developed an affection for platform heels over the years.
Those black patent leather wedges by Steve Madden literally have NEVER been worn. EVER. They are entirely too high and we all know that I am top heavy. Honey, I am leaning so far over when I put these on, you would swear that I am about to kneel in prayer and pray to the East or something. Not a good look!
The purple ones are just too big for some reason and they flop. The crazy thing is that I vividly recall prancing around in the shoe store making sure they fit!
Now those Leopard Jessica Simpson Heels, I can tolerate. They are totally worth the pain. Plus they have the longest threshold before the big toe starts to throb. I am good in these heels for about 4 hours before I start thinking unclean thoughts:)
I recently read an interview where Victoria Beckham says that most of her shoes hurt her feet but she sucks it up. Me...not so much. Maybe it's the fact that my heels have a little more weight to carry than Victoria. I do know when to let it go though. I draw the line at wobbling in painful shoes. I hate seeing women not able to wear heels correctly! If I can't handle any heel, please believe that I will abort the mission!
Just because I can't handle the pain doesn't mean you can't. If you are interested in buying any of these....send me an email and let's work it out. I'm not willing to give up the Red Marc Jacobs or the Leopard shoes. Everything else is up for grabs! Most shoes have only been worn 2 times if at all and most come with the original box.
By the way, I wear sizes US 8 and US size 8.5
Ok, wait...I don't think I can give up the Blue/green/Aqua..whatever the hell color...Booties. They make me happy just looking at them. Maybe I'll just wear them to bed or places where I only have to walk 5 steps. It's your fault though...everybody kept leaving comments saying how fab they are. I had already set up an ebay account to sell them and everything but I can't let them go. Everything else...yes...except the Red Marc Jacobs and the Leopards! LOL. I need treatment.
