Today is the Day

Here is a quickie of what I wore today. I'm not overly impressed with it but I was going for total comfort today. Just one of those days. The skirt from Zara's is actually floor length. I have it pulled all the way up to my chest to shorten the length. I love that it's a jersey material, it feels like sweats...wait... a sweat skirt!
I'm not completely sure if I love these $7 Suede oxfords from Target with this outfit. I figured for 7 bucks, I could try out the new "brogue/oxford" shoe look. I think I need to wear them with leggings or a dress and tights.

Oh, today is the day that I officially started going back to the gym. It's been since forever but after two straight weeks of "waking up sleepy"... I decided to take matters in my own hands. I can tell that I am getting old because I'm  having to do old people stuff like work out and exfoliate my skin every night. LOL!

I went to my Zumba class today and let's just say that I was only conscious for the first half of it. The second half, I think I was hallucinating because the dance instructor started to grow horns out of her head. . If I knew how to insert my own personal IV in my arm, I would totally have a drip going right now.

Random thoughts while I was hyper-ventilating (working out).

1. Apparently, I can't dance as well as I thought because I could not even keep the beat and breathe at the same time.
2. That gay guy has way more rhythm than me.
3. Is he gay?
4. He's kinda hot.
5. The gay guy totally looks like "Slade" from the Housewives of the O.C.
6. Will the gay guy be able to pick me up once I finally decide to collapse?

7. When did the room start spinning?
8.  I need to find out what Shakira song is playing while I watch the class do lunges.
9. I need to program an emergency number in my cell phone in case I do collapse.
10. Should I eat that one slice of leftover pizza in the fridge when I get home?


Attention Houston Bloggers...I was talking to Mocha Trina of Ah Me So Hungry and she suggested doing a Houston Blogger meet up...anyone interested? Let me know.

(Oh...for the "sensitive"...Please read the "about me" section to the upper right of my page. If you did, or you know me...you know I find humor in most situations...I'm kind of like Chandler from Friends. God totally has a sense of humor too...look at me:)