Another GMAIL Winner

I got these 2 great entries from Forlorn Texan.


If my shoes had their own hip-hop song,

They'd be singing it all-damn-night long.

The tongues would be flapping,

The soles would be rapping,

But the straight laces think that's just wrong.

I donned my best shoes and I danced,

Then I tangoed, I waltzed, and I pranced.

The jocks saw my jig,

And since I'm not big,

In front of them all I was pantsed.

I have just sent you your GMAIL invite! Enjoy your GMAIL, Forlorn Texan!

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond buckled shoe!

~~Aileen Mehle~~