The Name Ugg Sure Fits.

Ugg-ly. Yuck. Please stick to natural sheepskin and stay away from this nonsense. Snakeskin printed sheepskin?? No, no, no! Now women will be wearing these as a "dressier" versions of their normal ugg-ly shoes. Comfort brands like Ugg and Crocs need to STAY AWAY from their versions of fashion. It never works!!!!!!

(originally posted 10/2/08)

**ADDITION**

Can you believe that since this original post they've come up with even more UGGly and UGGlier designs?? Gross.

Fendi: The Good, the Bad and the Fugly.

Oh Fendi... What is going on?

Let's start with these amazing platforms. The good.

These are siiiiiiick! I mean, don't try these at home kids... these have some serious heels (6.5 inches!!!) and even with a substantial platform, the pitch is super high. Yikes.

BUT... thats why I love them. The higher the heels the closer you are to God, right? Ha!

SWOON!

The bad? Well, let's just say my grandma might like these. The color combo is kinda yucky and I haaaaaaaate these kind of heels. blah. Even though they are pretty high also, the curved heel is just so out of date IMO.

The straight up fugly?? While granny was trying on those Fendi's up there, grandpa lost control of his rascal and had an accident- his toupee apparently ended up on these booties.

Seriously? An animal had to die for these? Gross gross gross.

When I look at them I just can't help but think of one of these guys-

Eww.

What do YOU Think?

Yes or No?

This whole jelly craze may be getting out of hand. I'm ok with some of the cute jelly flats and heels by Melissa like these-

But I just can't get into the weirder versions like these jelly boots by Givenchy. Eww.

But what do YOU think???

Please Don't.

Ever. Stretch boots are no bueno.

Thanks.

No Thanks Stella...

I dunno you guys. Sometimes the whole sock boot is cute, but when it looks like this... I just can't back it. If I wanted to wear a damn tube sock in my ankle boot, I am perfectly capable of finding, and if needed, laundering said sock- then wearing it.

What if I was feeling sassy on a particular day and I wanted to wear some mustard yellow socks. 

What if I don't like grey tube socks? 

What if my mother was abusive when I was younger and she would tie my hands behind my back with a pair of grey tube socks and make me watch her eat rainbow sherbet and not give me any? Stella, now you're just being insensitive. 

Anyway, if you DO like grey tube socks, paired of course with grey FAUX stingray (at $1,195 I'll go hunt a real stingray and skin it myself thankyouveryuch)... then help yourself. Don't mind me while I sit in my corner and silently judge you. They're HERE at Barneys.

Ground Control to Major Tom...

Balenciaga has gone mad. And not in a good way.

Sorry B, but these shoes are shitteous. I am not digging the trend towards pointy toes. Let's leave that trend in 2003 shall we? I do NOT miss them. Almost the entire Chloe fall 09 runway show had these weird pointy toes. I really don't get it. I mean, I do realize that trends go in opposites (ex: super skinny jeans one year, HUGE flairs the next) but these are just not flattering. I want my feet to look smaller, not bigger and witchier. 

Anway, I don't like these and I can't imagine why you would, but if you do, please tell me WHY.

Not That Any of You Would, But...

DON'T. Just don't. These shoe handbags are not cute. Not even a little. Not even in a novelty kind of way. Don't.

And if you do, don't come back here ever again.

hahaha

Y(uck)SL?

I have a problem with this boot. I think the "Y" in YSL stands for yuck. 

First, there's the patchwork, which I hate even if they hadn't used ostrich. Then there's the fact that they DID use ostrich. Yuck. I've never really understood the use of bumpy pimply like leather on footwear. It's weird.

I hate the kabuki-like bottom. Also weird. Leave that to the little wooden shoes the cute little Japanese servers at sushi restaurants. I dunno, I feel like these would make you look like you had monster feet or something. 

Well, I wont back them but if for some reason you DO like these YSL boots,  you can find them at Browns for £1,485... and you can waste your mortgage payment on them. 

;)

Fugs.

Please don't. That's all I can say about this boot. PLEASE do not.

It's not cute. It's not funky fresh. It's fugly.

Well... maybe for a clown hooker costume? Halloween is sorta close.

No. Never mind. Just don't.

Liberachi Might Have Liked These?

Ok, so I hate these boots. I hate everything about them. I hate the outdated shape, the tacky gold color, the height, the elastic goring on the side... oh, and the heel. EVERYTHING.

Worst part? It's by Marc Jacobs. 

You guys, seriously? WTF? I feel like I'm in a time warp to 1996.

Oh Marc. I love you so much, but these? These are terrible. Maybe you need to get back on drugs? Is that it? Did rehab suck out your creativity out??

Oh blah. Now I'm just being a bitch.