The Lagerfeld Diet

Manolo says, look at this! Look at it!
You, too, can now learn Karl Lagerfeld’s diet secrets. Powerhouse Books has just inked a deal for the North American rights to the Chanel designer’s tome, The Karl Lagerfeld Diet, which helped the once-portly creative genius to lose eighty pounds in one year. Up until now, the book, which has sold nearly 200,000 copies worldwide, has not been available in the United States.



“Karl Lagerfeld’s case is emblematic and spectacular,” said Dr. Houdret, who co-authored the book with Lagerfeld. “I hope that many will be inspired by the example of the slimmed down, elegant and indefatigable Karl Lagerfeld to lose either the few kilos they feel should be sacrificed for their happiness, or the several dozen pounds that are detrimental to their survival.”
Manolo says, who does the Lagerfeld think he is, Dr. Phil?



Manolo asks you: Does the Manolo write the diet book?



No!



The Manolo, he does the shoes, he does not write the diet books, he does not try to play the guitar, he does not walk the catwalk. All the Manolo he does is the shoes!



Yes, the Manolo, he could stand to lose a few of the kilos, but if the Manolo, he were to lose the kilos he would not write the diet book. The Manolo he would merely accept the much deserved compliments from the Manolo's many friends and have his suits taken in.



Manolo says, do not be fooled. the Lagerfeld, he did not lose the weight through the exercises and the diet. He sold his soul to El Diablo. There is the no other explanation.