New Addition to the Gallery of the Horrors

Manolo says, he has added this "shoe" to the Manolo's permanent exhibition at the Gallery of the Horrors.

The Dansko



Dansko - Teton (Tan Rustic) - Men's    Manolo Hates!  Do Not Click!


Manolo says, here you see the Dansko Teton, the shoe that its makers describe as the "men's sport clog".



Perhaps, like the Manolo, you are wondering what is the sport that the mens play while wearing the clog? Undoubtedly it must be something that it requires the ability to quickly kick off the shoe.



As far at the Manolo knows, there is no sport that is best played with the clog on the foot, and so it is most likely that this description, it was given in the hopes that the potato of the couch, as he clomped the aisles of the Wal-Mart, or sank into his Boy of Laziness for the protracted TV viewing, would feel good about himself.



The fact that he would not have to bend over, past the groaning waistband of his sweatpants, to untie the laces would be the other point of selling.



Manolo says, the very idea of the "men's sports clog" it makes the Manolo laugh. Ha!



It is ridiculous, and only the most gullible of the persons could be tricked into paying $125 of the American dollars for these glorified, heavy-duty house slippers.