this weeks wisdom is a bonus edition. i shall include the series of texts that followed.

'there are approximately 9500 Greek islands, of which only 227 are inhabited and only 70 have more than 100 inhabitants. fact.'

'only 3 people in china have moustaches, and only 1 is chinese.'
'pigeons are scared of dice'
'french doors were invented by a german'
'anthony kiedis was born in cornwall'
'jon snow is the father of snow the rapper'
'if you add ketchup to male sperm it tastes like oranges'
'the smallest chuckle brother is infact the dad'
'george clooneys teeth once belonged to kurt douglas'
'a brother and sister once farted into a jar... 15 years later they opened the jar together and smelt it. they both died.'